Aaj dinner me kya loge?

 

 

Husband:(with folded hands) Aaj khane mein kya banaogi? Wife: Jo aap kaho Husband: Pulao bana lo Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the Husband: To sabji roti bana lo Wife: Bacche nahi khayenge Husband: To chhole puri bana lo Wife: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai Husband: Eggs bhurji bana lo Wife: Aaj guruvaar hai Husband: Paraanthe? Wife: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai?? Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete hain change ho jaayega Wife: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye Husband: Kadhi chawal? Wife: Dahi nahi hai Husband: Idly sambar? Wife: Usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!! Husband: Maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega Wife: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta Husband: Phir ab kya banaogi? Wife: Wo jo aap kaho